Putaface celebrities and Hollywood Stars

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Lady Gaga Pukes Desperation

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A couple of months back, I mentioned that Lady Gaga Is Trying Too Hard to get attention, and it seems that she hasn’t stopped. Given a sort of new chance at life by getting a prime performing spot at SXSW (South By South West), she couldn’t help herself and decided to do something that would get everyone talking. During her performance (as it were) she got a girl who is a known regurgitation “artist” to throw up on her one stage. Yeah, you read that right, the girl puked on Lady Gaga with special glowing green goo. Considering that Lady Gaga and bulimia are apparently well connected, it seems more than a little odd. Not surprisingly, there was plenty of outage, especially some notable venom from recovering bulimic Demi Lovato, who pretty much went off the hook. Yes Stefani Germanotta, you got people talking about you again. Sadly for you, it’s not about your music, it’s not about your (somewhat suspect) skills as a performer, but rather once again it’s about the stupid stuff that you do for attention. Posting up these “you can’t see anything but I am nude” pictures on her little monsters site is all about getting people to talk. Too bad few can remember a single song of her last album. It’s quality putaface acts like near nude pics and Lady Gaga puke shows that signal the and of a career that for some can’t end fast enough!

Ellen Page: I Am Gay

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You never really know why people suddenly decide to come out of the closet (it must be a freaking big closet, because so many performers seem to be gay these days), but Ellen Page decided to do it in a big way, getting up in front of an audience and saying “I am here today because I am gay … and because maybe I can make a difference.”. Well, I have to applaud her for having the guts to come out and get it over with, but at the same time I find it interesting for a number of reasons. First off, how does this effect her career. Obviously she has done well and she is going to be in the upcoming X-Men movie, but at the same time, will it be harder for us to take her seriously if she gets that “romantic interest” role in a future film? Moreover, I find it interesting as well because the shock value appears to have worn off, there is barely any ripples from her announcement, rather just a sort of bland “whatever” shrug which suggests that if coming out is a putaface move at all, it’s certainly losing it’s punch!

Justin Beiber Arrested Putaface

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Okay, as a general policy I tend to talk about FEMALE stars on this blog, they make better putafaces and have way more luck at seducing the camera, but I do make exceptions for anyone making a complete and total a-hole out of themselves. Well, that and many people consider Justin Beiber to be a bit of a girl anyway, right? Well, this Canadian singing sensation got himself a whole lot of publicity in the last two days, which culminated in his arrest for drunk / intoxicated driving, drag racing, and resisting an officer. This silly putaface was drag racing, on a public street, with his stealthy bright yellow Lamborghini – against an equally well hidden bright red Ferrari. Oh, and Justin’s people (including reportedly his father!) blocked the street off to let the race happen, in the Miami area. Police stopped him, and let’s say Just Beiber apparently didn’t do very good on the field sobriety test, and moreover didn’t cooperate with the authorities. This is a perfect end to his little Miami get away that included Justin Beiber in a strip club making it rain on the girls with $75,000 of 1 dollar bills. He’s now got a great mugshot to show the world, and if the egging episode on California runs it’s course, he might have a second mugshot in very short order. Justin Beiber has gone from young and rich to apparently young, rich, and very stupid. Not to wish anything bad, but I am betting a few people have added Justin Beiber on their dead pool.

Possibly The Worst Selfie Ever

worst selfie everJessica Sugar Kiper is probably best known for appearing on Survivor Season 17, where she finished 3rd, which is no simple task. She has worked pretty hard to be an actress and such, using Survivor in a sense to promote her brand. She has also been on Celebrity Rehab with Doctor Drew, so you know that she isn’t shy to expose herself publicly for attention. It’s pure putaface stuff, it’s basically the idea that getting your name out there is better than nothing. Well, Jessica Kiper may have hit the jackpot this past weekend by getting stopped in New Orleans for DWI (which in itself is an accomplishment, considering they have drive-thru Daiquiri stands!), but by using her time in the back of the cop car not for solemn reflection but instead to take this selfie – possibly the worst selfie ever, at least for a celeb. I don’t throw dirt on her because we all have our issues, so the DWI is what it is, but the selfie is classic need for attention stuff, and I guess it works, I am writing about it here!

Jennifer Lopez Plays The Same Girl Card

jennifer lopez same girl Some artists do have recurring themes in their work, and Jennifer Lopez seems to have decided to recycle an oldie but a goodie. More than 10 years after Jenny on the Block, which was Lopez back in her old neighborhood just being that same old girl she has always claimed to be. Many see it as a bit of a shame that a multimillionaire performer plays to her ‘hood roots, but there you go. So now it’s Same Girl, an upcoming JLo single and she is out filming the video for this song in the Castle Hill area of the Bronx. I would love to see the camera angle from the other side of this picture, you can bet Jenny from The Block comes with a nice security team!

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Kendall Jenner Keeps Up The Family Traditions

kendall jennerWhile the name Kendall Jenner might not exactly ring bells with everyone, once you know her family linage, you will understand why this girl is such an over the top putaface – and she was even that way BEFORE her 18th birthday too. See, Kendall Jenner is the daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner and if that doesn’t ring any bells, try that her mom was married before Bruce… and her name at the time was Kris Kardashian. Yup, there you go, Kendall Jenner is the half sister of famous putafaces Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and all the rest of the Keeping up with the Kardashian’s family. She was pretty much born into whoring her looks for attention, and has been a professional model since she was 14. She is certainly a hot looking girl and there have been more than a few “countdown to turning 18″ sites out there as guys have been waiting for her to be legal to drool on her, I guess. She hasn’t missed a beat, doing everything to keep her image and name in the media, and this week on Instagram she posted a picture from a fashion shoot in a very see thru top that allows a pretty good view of her upper assets. TMZ is hard on her case, wondering how long it will be before she does a Kim Kardashian thing and has a sex tape get loose. Feeding frenzy, anyone?