Putaface

celebrities try to seduce the papparazzi cameras to get more facetime…

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July 24, 2011

Mila Kunis


Mila Kunis is one of those sexy stars that has sort of snuck into the big times through the back door. She started acting at 9, and made her TV debut (On the John Laraquette show of all things) at 12. She got incredibly popular as Jackie Burkhart on That 70s Show, which made her a pretty big star. Remarkably, this sexy star is also the voice of the dowdy Meg Griffin on The Family Guy, and did some stuff for Robot Chicken as well. She had moved onto making movies, including a part in the hot Black Swan movie, and now as a co-star with Justin Timberlake in Friends With Benefits. She recently got a true putaface boost by having Timberlake feel up her boobs at the MTV awards, as she grabbed his crotch. This girl works the media, that is for sure!

June 21, 2011

Blake Lively


Blake Lively (born Blake Christina Lively) is a Southern California girl who has started to make it big in Hollywood. Well, actually, we know she has made it big in Hollywood because she appears to be the replacement for Bar Rafelli on the arm of Leonardo DiCaprio, which is a major coup in Hollywood terms. This has taken her from TV scripted Reality show star to mega star in one big step. Suddenly all the media are following this girl as she does the Putaface thing for the camera. She has had an odd career so far, appearing in movies with Justin Long (Apple guy from the commercials, his movies are all the kiss of death it seems), and finally landing a role on the non-reality shows Gossip Girl. She’s a really cute girls too, and gets lot of attention for her sexy good looks, but Blake Lively is all putaface and more than willing to smile for the cameras!

May 30, 2011

Sarah Palin


I think that any politician who wants to get elected has to be a bit of a putaface, they have to want to seduce the camera. Sarah Palin is a masterful putaface, someone who really knows not only how to seduce the camera, but how to weasel her way in front of it at every turn possible. She started out as a small town Alaska mayor, quit that and moved on up to Governor of Alaska, and quit that to try to run for Vice President with John McCain. That didn’t work, but Sarah Palin didn’t shy away, instead she wrote books, hosted a reality show on Discovery, works for Fox News as a “commentator”, has appears on other TV shows, and became the spiritual leader of the Tea Party movement. At this point, the question is Will Sarah Palin Run in 2012? . She keeps trying to putaface for the camera and remain in the public eye. She could be the first woman President of the US.

Check out her book: America by Heart : Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag

May 12, 2011

Adrianne Curry Putaface Model


I think by definition, any girl who works as a model has either a natural or a learned skill in being a putaface. After all they are selling a look, a style, and more. In the case of Adrianne Curry, she got famous as the winner of America’s Next Top Model, which is certainly a show for being a putaface and selling yourself and your look. She is more than willing it seems to do anything to get attention, one quote from today was “Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) didn’t tweet a picture of his boobs (that’s Adrianne Curry’s job),”, which is sort of a good indication as to what lengths she will go to get attention. She will be starring on Playboy Channel’s Celebrity Sex Tapes program, and spent some time on Howard Stern’s show promoting it and doing what Stern show visitors do. Putaface indeed!

April 18, 2011

Brooke Mueller


Brooke Mueller is a bit of an odd case in the land of Putafaces. She is an actress, yes, although her movie career is spotty as it comes (4 credits in IMDB in 13 years), and honestly, I doubt very many people are huge fans of A Love Song For Bobby Long. She has had a much stronger career in real estate, and has apparently made quite a bit of money in that area. However, Brooke Mueller is best know at this point as one of Charlie Sheen’s ex-wives. Most notably, she is the wife that he apparently got into a big fight at Christmas a couple of years back that got him charges and such. She is the mother of Two of Charlie’s children. She is also a frequent flier on the rehab circuit, recently landing back in rehab after apparently crashing off the wagon, leading to more legal action with the “fast on the draw” Sheen, who appears to have his lawyers on speed dial for things like this. As a result of all of this, Brooke Mueller is often front page gossip paper news, a real putaface without intention.

March 14, 2011

Selena Gomez


Selena Goemz is one of the more interesting girls to come out of the House of the Mouse (Disney) because she has managed to keep herself seperate from the various Disney projects, and not get herself too locked up in their way of doing things. This 18 year old is a native of Texas, and is a mixed Mexican latina and Italian background. She has appeared on Disney shows like Wizards of Waverly Place and other cross over shows. She has appeared in a bunch of different movies, including doing voice over work on Horton Hears a Who!. She has also released two albums with her band Selena Gomez and the Scene, A Year Without Rain [Deluxe Edition] has proven to be very popular. Right now she is getting the most attention for being involved with Justin Beiber, with pictures taken of them kissing and being intimate.

January 22, 2011

Natalie Portman


Natalie Portman, born נטלי הרשלג (Natalie Hershlag) in Jerusalem, Israel in 1981 is a well known movie star and celebrity. She worked a number of films before being cast as Padmé Amidala in the Star War Prequels. She has gone on to appear in a very wide variety of movies, careful not to get typecast. She was part of the thoughtful V for Vendetta, which featured her shaving her head. Recently, she has starred in Black Swan, a very intense movie about ballerinas, which garnered her a Golden Globe award. Natalie Portman is a very good looking girl who isn’t shy to use her good looks to get attention, but at the same time has been very careful in how she approaches the media. This has kept her from getting over exposed. Natalie Portman Celebrity Pack (Anywhere But Here, Garden State, Where the Heart Is)

November 06, 2010

Shania Twain


Shania Twain is a Canadian Singer, born Eilleen Regina Edwards (also known as Eileen Twain). Her music career started very young, but she really broke out when she met music producer Mutt Lange (best known for acts like AC/DC). They co-wrote much of her breakout country pop crossover The Women In Me album, which went multi-platinum in 1995. They were soon married, and her career continued to skyrocket. She made a number of albums after that (including UP!) and is now considered one of the richest female musicians in the world. She has one son, and was divorced from Lange in 2010. She hit the headlines recently because she is likely to join Celine Dion as “musicians in residence” in Las Vegas, putting two of the most powerful women performers in the world both in the same city.

Get Shania Twain – Up (Live in Chicago)

August 28, 2010

Paris Hilton a True Putaface


No matter how many fame whores come and go these days, the model they are all using is the Paris Hilton model. Basically, Paris Hilton is an insanely rich heiress, attached to the Hilton Hotels gold, and pretty much doesn’t really have to do anything in life. But she loves attention, and has done everything to get it, from her Paris Hilton Sex Tape to her reality program The Simple Life (with fellow deb and childhood friend Nicole Richie). Along the way she has had brushes with the law, a string of well known boyfriends, and tons of other ventures – she even made a (horrible) music CD. While she has been quieter the last couple of years, she isn’t always out of trouble. Reportedly, Paris Hilton was arrested in Vegas for cocaine, after being caught in a car pulled over by police. She claims it isn’t hers, either way, it will be news for the celeb shows for a long time to come!

August 19, 2010

Jennifer Aniston


Celebrities get famous for all sorts of reasons, and in all sorts of ways. Jennifer Aniston got incredibly famous playing Rachel in NBC’s Friends tv show for more than 10 years. Part of that fame, at least for some guys, was that she always seemed to have the high beams on (see image). She has moved on and done a number of movies (including the classic Office Space, where she played the ditzy waitress / love interest). She has made many movies, but as often as not keeps her name in the news with her never ending non-relationships, and her on again off again desire to have kids (she is getting to the age where it is more difficult). An interesting star that knows how to putaface well!

August 10, 2010

Montana Fishburne


Okay, this may go down in Putaface history as one of the weirdest and most blatant attempts for a celebspawn trying to get attention for themselves. When I first heard the story, I laughed. Then I found out it is true. Montana Fishburne is the daughter of Movie and TV star Lawrence Fishburne (currently on CSI). She’s a pretty decent looking girl. Well, apparently, she has a bit of a wild side on her, and she decides that the best way to get some fame and fortune was to make a sex tape. That’s right, her logic is pretty much that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian got famous from their sex tapes, so why not her? She took the name Chippy D, and along with her aptly named pornstar boyfriend Brian Pumper, they made a sexy home movie. Well, let’s just say that a sex tape isn’t exactly the way to get known, especially when everyone knows you are putting it out just to get famous. One of the more bizarre Putaface moments for sure. You can check out the Chippy D / Montana Fishburne video here (very much NSFW!).

July 31, 2010

Natasha Alam


Some girls just know how to get attention, no matter what the situation. Natasha Alam is a Russian born, Russian / American actress and model who has certainly taken steps to be well known. She started out in the early 2000 area with some TV appearances, doing the rounds of famous shows such as CSI and NYPD Blue, doing guest roles that allowed her to get some face time on the air. She also got a 20+ episode run in the long running soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful. But it is her recent addition to the cult hit True Blood that has gotten her much attention, as she plays a stripper, allowing her vibrant sexuality to show. She has capped that by now being the cover girl for the July 2010 issue of Playboy, giving her a whole lot of exposure in not quite as many clothes as usual. This girl knows how to putaface with the best of them, and is likely to springboard this exposure into something bigger.

July 18, 2010

Oksana Grigorieva


without a doubt, Oksana Grigorieva is not your typical putaface celeb. This Russian born singer, songwriter, and music teacher hasn’t specifically had a very public career of her own, but rather she has been involved in a series of relationships with various well known people, which has put her in the limelight. Since 1989, she has been married to an unknown Russian guy, British artist Nicholas Rowland, actor Timothy Dalton, and then actor Mel Gibson.

It is her relationship with Gibson that has cause the most ruckus. First off, it would appear that she did a bit of a home wrecker job, blowing up Gibson’s long term marriage to Robyn Moore (29 years), and getting pregnant by him with their daughter Lucia. However, not all is well, and they have split up very publically, including wild accusations of abuse by Gibson, recording of his seemingly racist rantings, etc. Some people believe that Oksana may be gold digging, looking for that perfect settlement that will allow her to live her life in luxury. Others think that the accusations against Gibson are true. No matter what, Oksana Grigorieva has become a celeb putaface, always in the media!

June 20, 2010

Alyson Michalka, aka Aly


Alyson Michalka isn’t your typical putaface celeb, but she is one of the Mouse House’s products. Best know for her roles in Disney series like Phil of the Future, she also made a pretty big impression in the movie Band Slam, where she played Charlotte Banks. She and her sister are a true musical act, originally called Aly and & AJ and now know as 78violet. She was recently the victim of a stalker who wanted to marry her, and seemed to know way too much about her, such as where her late pets were buried. How odd! She recently stepped up her visiblity with a role in the movie Easy A, and will come back in 2011 with roles in The Roommate and possibly other projects. This has of course lead to more media exposure, and more putaface time for her!

June 04, 2010

Shauna Sand Playboy Putaface


Shauna Sand is a girl who has turned her good looks into a career of sorts. She was a model early in life, and did fairly well at it. She got quite the education, from ballet scholorships to earning Bachelor degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris. She submitted pictures to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Magazine, and got plenty of exposure as the Playmate of the Month for May 1996. She went on to work in some films and movies, meeting her future husband Lorenzo Lamas while working on the show Renegade. She has three children with Lamas, and they divorced a while back. She has always managed to stay in the public eye, and now is entering Dr Drew’s Celebrity Rehab to try to kick a “drinking problem”. This show has turned into a public exposure platform for d-listers, perhaps Shauna is planning a hollywood comeback.

May 27, 2010

Danica Patrick Very Fast Putaface


Danica Patrick is proof that not all car racers have a spare tire in their shirts. This petite Indy Car star is proof that a girl can be smart, sexy, and damn fast. She is also proof that done right, a girl can use her good looks and nice smile to generate plenty of buzz. She hasn’t been shy to do sexy pictures for SI.COM, Maxim, and other men’s magazines, show off her petite and very tight natural curves (some say she is a little too petite), all the while seducing the camera and getting attention to her personal brand, Danicamania. This spring, she took Danicamania to a new frontier, starting in an ARCA and the a couple of NASCAR races, getting some very high ratings and actually doing pretty well in a new form of racing. Like I said, she is a cutie who knows how to seduce the camera, but she is also fast and knows how to drive! Learn more about Danica Patrick here!

May 17, 2010

Rachel Uchitel


Rachel Uchitel is one of those girls who has ended up as a celebrity sort of in spite of herself. She has spent a number of years working as a manager of VIP sections for night clubs and such, including a stint at the Tao in Las Vegas. Somewhere along the line, she is rumored to have gotten involved with golfer Tiger Woods, and this is where the celebrity part of the deal starts. When the National Enquirer released the story, she went from a non-entity to one heavily stalked insta-celeb. Most people crumble under the limelight, but this girl is working it hard for all it is worth. It has been recently announced that she will do an exclusive topless photo set for men’s magazine Playboy, showing off the breasts that Tiger Woods apparently enjoyed. An interesting way to putaface while the iron is hot, I guess!

May 10, 2010

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling (born Victoria Davey Spelling) is the daughter of famous scriptwriter and television producer Aaron Spelling. She got her real burst of fame playing Donna Martin on Beverly Hills 90210, and she has been pimping out that fame ever since. She has had a couple of shows with her current husband Dean McDermitt following their “real” lives as Inn owners and parents. She has also written a number of books, including Uncharted TerriTori. She has had a long public fight with her mother over the years, and while she has denied being bulimic, she has been seen painfully thin at various points along the way. Check out her new book here!

April 27, 2010

Katy Perry


Katy Perry is a singer who made quite the splash and impression on the world with her debut single I Kissed a Girl (and I liked it). It sort of set the tone for this buxom lass from the UK, who has used her good looks and rather large natural breasts to get as much attention as possible, in true putaface fashion. Her combination of saucy lyrics and pop infused dance music has giving her a big jump, and she has become a true A list celeb in the last couple of years. Her very public romance with comedic bad boy Russel Brand has only added to the deal, as celeb sites all over have been following this romance up close and personal.

Get more of Katy Perry live here!

April 13, 2010

Tila Tequila


I don’t think any collection of putafaces or fame whores would be complete without the exotic, the wild, the outrageous Tila Tequila, or as she wants to be called this week, Miss Tila. Born Tila Nguyen in Singapore, she has moved on to a career in self promotion, sort of a cheaper version of Paris Hilton. She has a very curvy (but not entirely natural) body and she has used her exotic looks and curves to get into many men’s non-nude mags, like Maxim. She had a show on MTV for a couple of seasons, A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila, and has continued to parlay that exposure into bigger and better things. She has been famously linked to the late Johnson and Johnson heir Casey Johnson. She was apparently engaged to be married to the billionaire heir as her lesbian wife, and pregnant with their child. Casey Johnson passed away from issues with drugs and diabetes, and the pregnancy just sort of stopped being an issue in Tila’s life. Now she has released a foul titled song called “I f—ked the DJ” and is trying on the Miss Tila moniker. A really talented Putaface who seduces the camera and the media any way she can!