Putaface

celebrities try to seduce the papparazzi cameras to get more facetime…

Archive for the ‘celebspawn’ Category

August 28, 2010

Paris Hilton a True Putaface


No matter how many fame whores come and go these days, the model they are all using is the Paris Hilton model. Basically, Paris Hilton is an insanely rich heiress, attached to the Hilton Hotels gold, and pretty much doesn’t really have to do anything in life. But she loves attention, and has done everything to get it, from her Paris Hilton Sex Tape to her reality program The Simple Life (with fellow deb and childhood friend Nicole Richie). Along the way she has had brushes with the law, a string of well known boyfriends, and tons of other ventures – she even made a (horrible) music CD. While she has been quieter the last couple of years, she isn’t always out of trouble. Reportedly, Paris Hilton was arrested in Vegas for cocaine, after being caught in a car pulled over by police. She claims it isn’t hers, either way, it will be news for the celeb shows for a long time to come!

August 10, 2010

Montana Fishburne


Okay, this may go down in Putaface history as one of the weirdest and most blatant attempts for a celebspawn trying to get attention for themselves. When I first heard the story, I laughed. Then I found out it is true. Montana Fishburne is the daughter of Movie and TV star Lawrence Fishburne (currently on CSI). She’s a pretty decent looking girl. Well, apparently, she has a bit of a wild side on her, and she decides that the best way to get some fame and fortune was to make a sex tape. That’s right, her logic is pretty much that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian got famous from their sex tapes, so why not her? She took the name Chippy D, and along with her aptly named pornstar boyfriend Brian Pumper, they made a sexy home movie. Well, let’s just say that a sex tape isn’t exactly the way to get known, especially when everyone knows you are putting it out just to get famous. One of the more bizarre Putaface moments for sure. You can check out the Chippy D / Montana Fishburne video here (very much NSFW!).

May 10, 2010

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling (born Victoria Davey Spelling) is the daughter of famous scriptwriter and television producer Aaron Spelling. She got her real burst of fame playing Donna Martin on Beverly Hills 90210, and she has been pimping out that fame ever since. She has had a couple of shows with her current husband Dean McDermitt following their “real” lives as Inn owners and parents. She has also written a number of books, including Uncharted TerriTori. She has had a long public fight with her mother over the years, and while she has denied being bulimic, she has been seen painfully thin at various points along the way. Check out her new book here!

August 02, 2008

Miley Cyrus Underage Putaface

miley cyrus underage putafaceBeing a Putaface isn’t reserved just for adults these days. Many of the younger stars, especially the girls coming out of the Disney camp, have learned how to seduce the camera with a single look. High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens learned how to do it, and Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, has done the same.

Daughter of well known country music star Bill Ray Cyrus (he of Achey-breaky heart fame), Miley has taken her Disney role of Hannah Montana and turned herself into a whole industry, last year doing a concert tour where half the show is is Hannah Montana, and half the show she is herself. Her most recent album, Breakout, is doing very well on the charts. Miley is also well known for having appeared in a questionable photoshoot where she appeared to be nearly naked, and having sent some sexy pics of herself from her cell phone (common with Vanessa, I guess). Overall, this girl is a true putaface and will likely turn up the heat even more when she turns 18.

March 12, 2008

Kim Kardashian Professional Putaface

kim kardashian putaface for sure!Kim Kardashian is one of those professional putafaces that just never seems to go away.  This girls only two true claims to fame are her late father (OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian) and her apparent willingness to get naked and get naughty in a very raunchy home movie with then boyfriend Ray J.   Porn movie company Vivid Entertainment got the rights to the tape and you can see the outrageously curvy Kim in all her glory and in full action.   Otherwise, this professional putaface is mostly what would be called a socialite, someone who shows up for all the right movie premieres, at all the right nightclubs, and dating well known men.   So good was her putafacing that her family ended up in a short lived reality show called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” which didn’t seem to last.    However, no matter how things work out for her, Kim Kardashian has certainly learned how to seduce the camera in a big way, she is a true putaface!