Putaface celebrities and Hollywood Stars

celebrities try to seduce the papparazzi cameras to get more facetime…

Possibly The Worst Selfie Ever

worst selfie everJessica Sugar Kiper is probably best known for appearing on Survivor Season 17, where she finished 3rd, which is no simple task. She has worked pretty hard to be an actress and such, using Survivor in a sense to promote her brand. She has also been on Celebrity Rehab with Doctor Drew, so you know that she isn’t shy to expose herself publicly for attention. It’s pure putaface stuff, it’s basically the idea that getting your name out there is better than nothing. Well, Jessica Kiper may have hit the jackpot this past weekend by getting stopped in New Orleans for DWI (which in itself is an accomplishment, considering they have drive-thru Daiquiri stands!), but by using her time in the back of the cop car not for solemn reflection but instead to take this selfie – possibly the worst selfie ever, at least for a celeb. I don’t throw dirt on her because we all have our issues, so the DWI is what it is, but the selfie is classic need for attention stuff, and I guess it works, I am writing about it here!

Kendall Jenner Keeps Up The Family Traditions

kendall jennerWhile the name Kendall Jenner might not exactly ring bells with everyone, once you know her family linage, you will understand why this girl is such an over the top putaface – and she was even that way BEFORE her 18th birthday too. See, Kendall Jenner is the daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner and if that doesn’t ring any bells, try that her mom was married before Bruce… and her name at the time was Kris Kardashian. Yup, there you go, Kendall Jenner is the half sister of famous putafaces Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and all the rest of the Keeping up with the Kardashian’s family. She was pretty much born into whoring her looks for attention, and has been a professional model since she was 14. She is certainly a hot looking girl and there have been more than a few “countdown to turning 18″ sites out there as guys have been waiting for her to be legal to drool on her, I guess. She hasn’t missed a beat, doing everything to keep her image and name in the media, and this week on Instagram she posted a picture from a fashion shoot in a very see thru top that allows a pretty good view of her upper assets. TMZ is hard on her case, wondering how long it will be before she does a Kim Kardashian thing and has a sex tape get loose. Feeding frenzy, anyone?

Lady Gaga Is Trying Too Hard

lady gaga tries too hardLady Gaga has more or less built her career on keeping her face in the media with one outrageous outfit after another. In the past, those were generally unique and at least somewhat interesting, and best of all, generally kept her face hidden behind masks, big glasses, and veils. Then she sort of went more open in support of her “Born This Way” album, pushing that you should except yourself as you are, even as she packed on 30 plus extra pounds and started popping her stage outfits. Well, one supposed hip surgery later, Lady Gaga is finally back and trying too hard to get attention. Some suggest that she had some plastic surgery or otherwise altered her looks, they say she wasn’t born that way. Her latest attempt to get attention appears to be getting more ridicule, as this silly outfit she worn on a flight recently includes contacts to make her look like she has a blank stair, and whiteout makeup to make her eyebrows disappear. Overall, the effect is unpleasant and undesirable, not something anyone would aspire too. It screams “I am a putaface” and doesn’t at all do anything to boost her appeal. Does anyone even remember her music anymore?

Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie

kim kardashian ass selfieI don’t think there are many things in Hollywood that scream shameless self promotion like selfies (self shot pictures) posted on sites like Instagram or Twitter.

Kim Kardashian knows this very well, and has made sort of a sideline career out of pics like this one. However, considering that she gave birth to the oddly named North West at the end of June, it’s pretty shocking to see her back doing somewhat provocative self shot pics. This one is pretty much right over the top, she’s back to wearing a very tiny bathing suit that does absolutely nothing to keep her rather impressive behind in check. You can click on the image for the bigger picture, but honestly, with her butt, you don’t really need a bigger picture!

Seriously though, this is pretty much the level that shameless self-promotion has reached. According to the TMZ article, she wants to do playboy or some other magazine like that, she is so proud of herself. Amazing stuff!

Courtney Stodden Lettuce Bikini

courtney stodden lettuce bikiniI don’t know how this stunning piece of putaface work got past me, but better late than never, right? Insanely Busty Courtney Stodden decided to support Peta by handing out veggie dogs at one of their promotional events, dressed only in a lettuce bikini. Yup, that’s right, you can see how original the idea is, having a semi-famous girl with big breasts in a small bikini. Makes for good press, right?

As risqué as some of Courtney Stodden’s wardrobe choices have been, she’s never hit the streets wearing nothing but fresh produce—but all that changed earlier today when the vegetarian PETA supporter and new “Lettuce Lady” wore only strategically placed lettuce leaves as she served passersby free delicious, humane, and healthy veggie dogs from Hollywood’s legendary hot-dog stand Pink’s. The event took place at Hollywood & Highland Center’s grand staircase on Hollywood Boulevard.

Let’s just say that there isn’t an event that can’t be made better by Courtney Stodden and her fame whoring breasts!

Amanda Bynes On The Downward Spiral?

amanda bynes mugshotIt wasn’t all that long ago that I wrote about sexy blond Amanda Bynes being a real Putaface and pretty much doing anything to keep the attention of the media. Certainly her Twitter account has been an incredible journey of weirdness and delight, as this girl doesn’t seem to have an off button, at least not one that works. She has posted everything from weird workout photos to deep cleavage shots and everything in between. She has been living in New York, and there have been plenty of reports that she is getting more than a little wierd. This past week, she was arrested by New York police for various things related to drugs and apparently tossing a bong out the window (she called it a vase). She has since counter claimed sexual harassment by the cops, claiming on them “slapped” her vagina. Not sure what to make of it, but the mug shot shows a gir who seems heading down the Britney Spears road, more than a little off the tracks. Sadly, her most recent arrest came with an exam, and the psychiatric types say Amanda Bynes isn’t certifiable, so no 72 our hold for her. Keep an eye on this one, this girl is certainly a Putaface but it appears that the bright lights may be burning her a bit too!