Putaface celebrities and Hollywood Stars

celebrities try to seduce the papparazzi cameras to get more facetime…

Justin Beiber Arrested Putaface

justin beiber mug shot

Okay, as a general policy I tend to talk about FEMALE stars on this blog, they make better putafaces and have way more luck at seducing the camera, but I do make exceptions for anyone making a complete and total a-hole out of themselves. Well, that and many people consider Justin Beiber to be a bit of a girl anyway, right? Well, this Canadian singing sensation got himself a whole lot of publicity in the last two days, which culminated in his arrest for drunk / intoxicated driving, drag racing, and resisting an officer. This silly putaface was drag racing, on a public street, with his stealthy bright yellow Lamborghini – against an equally well hidden bright red Ferrari. Oh, and Justin’s people (including reportedly his father!) blocked the street off to let the race happen, in the Miami area. Police stopped him, and let’s say Just Beiber apparently didn’t do very good on the field sobriety test, and moreover didn’t cooperate with the authorities. This is a perfect end to his little Miami get away that included Justin Beiber in a strip club making it rain on the girls with $75,000 of 1 dollar bills. He’s now got a great mugshot to show the world, and if the egging episode on California runs it’s course, he might have a second mugshot in very short order. Justin Beiber has gone from young and rich to apparently young, rich, and very stupid. Not to wish anything bad, but I am betting a few people have added Justin Beiber on their dead pool.

Possibly The Worst Selfie Ever

worst selfie everJessica Sugar Kiper is probably best known for appearing on Survivor Season 17, where she finished 3rd, which is no simple task. She has worked pretty hard to be an actress and such, using Survivor in a sense to promote her brand. She has also been on Celebrity Rehab with Doctor Drew, so you know that she isn’t shy to expose herself publicly for attention. It’s pure putaface stuff, it’s basically the idea that getting your name out there is better than nothing. Well, Jessica Kiper may have hit the jackpot this past weekend by getting stopped in New Orleans for DWI (which in itself is an accomplishment, considering they have drive-thru Daiquiri stands!), but by using her time in the back of the cop car not for solemn reflection but instead to take this selfie – possibly the worst selfie ever, at least for a celeb. I don’t throw dirt on her because we all have our issues, so the DWI is what it is, but the selfie is classic need for attention stuff, and I guess it works, I am writing about it here!

Jennifer Lopez Plays The Same Girl Card

jennifer lopez same girl Some artists do have recurring themes in their work, and Jennifer Lopez seems to have decided to recycle an oldie but a goodie. More than 10 years after Jenny on the Block, which was Lopez back in her old neighborhood just being that same old girl she has always claimed to be. Many see it as a bit of a shame that a multimillionaire performer plays to her ‘hood roots, but there you go. So now it’s Same Girl, an upcoming JLo single and she is out filming the video for this song in the Castle Hill area of the Bronx. I would love to see the camera angle from the other side of this picture, you can bet Jenny from The Block comes with a nice security team!

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Kendall Jenner Keeps Up The Family Traditions

kendall jennerWhile the name Kendall Jenner might not exactly ring bells with everyone, once you know her family linage, you will understand why this girl is such an over the top putaface – and she was even that way BEFORE her 18th birthday too. See, Kendall Jenner is the daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner and if that doesn’t ring any bells, try that her mom was married before Bruce… and her name at the time was Kris Kardashian. Yup, there you go, Kendall Jenner is the half sister of famous putafaces Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and all the rest of the Keeping up with the Kardashian’s family. She was pretty much born into whoring her looks for attention, and has been a professional model since she was 14. She is certainly a hot looking girl and there have been more than a few “countdown to turning 18″ sites out there as guys have been waiting for her to be legal to drool on her, I guess. She hasn’t missed a beat, doing everything to keep her image and name in the media, and this week on Instagram she posted a picture from a fashion shoot in a very see thru top that allows a pretty good view of her upper assets. TMZ is hard on her case, wondering how long it will be before she does a Kim Kardashian thing and has a sex tape get loose. Feeding frenzy, anyone?

Teen Mom Farrah Unintentionally Funny Video

teen mom farrahThe transformation of Farrah Abraham from teen mom to newly minted adult entertainer seems almost complete, every time I see her latest pictures or video she looks more and more like pr0n girl and less and less like Mom. It’s sad that you never see her with her daughter, but then again, perhaps it’s a good thing too. Watching this video that she posted the other day on keek is pretty damn funny too, she is clearly dying for attention and she can’t help but be a putaface, even if it’s her own camera. Moreover, listening to her trying to put together sentences and actually make sense is sad to the point of funny, you sort of can figure out that this girl didn’t get all the fries in her happy meal, if you know what I mean! At least she is doing better than the other famous Teen Mom star Amber Portwood, who just got out of jail after a year and half. Stay classy girls!

Lady Gaga Is Trying Too Hard

lady gaga tries too hardLady Gaga has more or less built her career on keeping her face in the media with one outrageous outfit after another. In the past, those were generally unique and at least somewhat interesting, and best of all, generally kept her face hidden behind masks, big glasses, and veils. Then she sort of went more open in support of her “Born This Way” album, pushing that you should except yourself as you are, even as she packed on 30 plus extra pounds and started popping her stage outfits. Well, one supposed hip surgery later, Lady Gaga is finally back and trying too hard to get attention. Some suggest that she had some plastic surgery or otherwise altered her looks, they say she wasn’t born that way. Her latest attempt to get attention appears to be getting more ridicule, as this silly outfit she worn on a flight recently includes contacts to make her look like she has a blank stair, and whiteout makeup to make her eyebrows disappear. Overall, the effect is unpleasant and undesirable, not something anyone would aspire too. It screams “I am a putaface” and doesn’t at all do anything to boost her appeal. Does anyone even remember her music anymore?